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Aug. 20th, 2008 08:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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“I wanted to see the wildlife tour, but 5:00 am is way too early for me to wake up while I’m on vacation. Can you please schedule the wildlife to be available later in the afternoon, so that I can see them?”
“I was supposed to ride the train through Denali National Park, but there was a fire. Why did you schedule the fire while I was there?”
“Why are there so many Alaskan natives in Alaska? Can you ask them to leave?”
-“Uh, hi… is this office in DC?”
-“Yes, ma’am, this is the DC office. How may I direct your call?”
-“Is your building by the White House?”
-“Yes, it is…?”
-“Can you run over there and tell them to pick up the phone? I’ve been calling all day but I can’t get ahold of the President!”
и так далее...
“I wanted to see the wildlife tour, but 5:00 am is way too early for me to wake up while I’m on vacation. Can you please schedule the wildlife to be available later in the afternoon, so that I can see them?”
“I was supposed to ride the train through Denali National Park, but there was a fire. Why did you schedule the fire while I was there?”
“Why are there so many Alaskan natives in Alaska? Can you ask them to leave?”
-“Uh, hi… is this office in DC?”
-“Yes, ma’am, this is the DC office. How may I direct your call?”
-“Is your building by the White House?”
-“Yes, it is…?”
-“Can you run over there and tell them to pick up the phone? I’ve been calling all day but I can’t get ahold of the President!”
и так далее...
